Nine people/entities who probably let the dogs out

1. Your annoying next door neighbor who's always complained about them. She claims the dogs bark through the night but you lock them in your house and you've never heard them bark there's no way in hell she'd hear them. She doesn't like them it's pretty clear.
   
   
2. The gardener. When he was leaving, you asked him to shut the front gate and put on the latch he probably forgot the latch part it's a bit tight and confusing anyway. And those dang dogs are getting smarter by the day. They could have distracted the poor guy so he forgot to latch the gate.
   
   
3. You. You don't forget to shut the door as often as you did but you never know. You've been busy with work and with everything else happening and you were in a hurry you could have been the one of course you're not going to let anyone else know. There's a pretty good chance it was you.
   
   
4. The dogs themselves. See point 2. They're really smart they may have figured out a way to unlatch the door from the inside. They're short so they probably stood up one on another and unlatched with their teeth. It's unlikely but quite possible, stranger things have happened.
   
   
5. The universe. You're uncomfortable about the concept of 'owning' other beings specially when you're pretending they're your friends. Maybe the universe, nature god whatever people want to call it didn't feel right that you were being such a hypocrite and just let the docs out. Whooa. Also dog is just the opposite of god maybe that means something?!?
   
   
6. Those stupid kids playing outside. It's not beyond the realm of possibility that they wanted to mess with you and let the dogs out.
   
   
7. Ghosts. What these freakin' ghosts have against you will remain a mystery forever. As if they've got nothing better to harass you constantly but here they are. They'll hide your shoes disappear your keys turn the freakin' alarm off which you distinctly remember setting before going to bed and now letting the dogs out. Sigh. You should get an exorcist.
   
   
8. PETA. They love animals, probably against human ownership of pets whatever so it's not otherwordly to consider someone there who knew you had two of the cutest puppers in the world decided to let them out.
   
   
9. Your stupidity. The dogs are not out, they're chillin' in their kennel. UUghhh what a waste of time, writing this!