Yo momma's pretty big, but these six things are bigger

1. Secrets of the universe
   
   
2. Some people's stupidity
   
   
3. The size of the lie you told your partner that they're so mad about even though you think it's a little unfair they didn't specifically ask for it you were just lying by omission which really should be smaller than lying by lying lying
   
   
4. The size of the next 'tallest building' the next energy-rich country is going to build only to abandon four years later after the realization that building vertically has it limits and it doesn't make sense at all because they have pretty much infinite unused space in the desert that they could have used to build medium-sized buildings instead maybe even provide humane and livable quarters for large portions of foreign slave labor and their own people
   
   
5. Your love for your parents when they asked you how much you loved them when you were little, it's probably a lot but in retrospect you think you would give a different answer now which explains why they don't ask that questions to adults because children are too chicken to give 'em real answers.
   
   
6. The claim people make about the size of the 'lice' on your body when they refuse to see the massive annoying noisy buffalo on their own bodies and complain about no you're the one being hypocritical they're just pointing out the truth no you shut up no you no you wow okay lets make out.
   
   
7.  That creepy guys dick, according to the claims he makes when he's drunk and pretends to not remember later though it's highly doubtful if it were that big it'd collapse into a minor black hole and disappear into nothingness leaving only bright light and radiation behind maybe he did have it at some time in the remote past at it evaporated away after collapsing into a non self-sustaining black hole.