8 fun roleplaying ideas

1. You role play the priest, I'll be the palm, you pretend to sprinkle water around, and we'll go to all the houses. Sex is strictly optional because we don't want to piss of the gods.
   
   
2. You dress up as Michael Scott dressed as a school girl, I dress up as Jan Lavinson in a schoolteacher costume, and we spend three days doing anything but sex, but maybe I'll bring up inappropriate topics, then suddenly I get fired and it's over and nobody really knows why except people heard rumors and everybody kinda' guessed something was happening but nobody knew for sure but now they do.
   
   
3. You take the role of the fire, I dress up as a bald fat brahmin chanting sanskrit verses while I throw 'ghee' into you, obviously not about sex at all. By the time it's over there's lots of smoke and we're both coughing, all of us are tired and just want to go to bed. Again, there's nothing se about this.
   
   
4. Me: a horse in the Bulgarian steppe who just got sold to you. You: A confused Scottish tourist who's unclear if you bought the horse or just rented it for an hour. You try returning me to the original guy who you paid but he's gone, a stranger reminds you that you bought the horse. Now you're stuck in a remote land owning a beast of burden that you don't want. It'll be a grand journey of friendship, love, separation and revenge.
   
   
5. Me: a buddha, an enlightened one, who seeks peace and justice for everyone, freedom not just from the chains of human bureaucracy but from the circle of life and death. You: a simp who will send me expensive shoes after seeing that I'm barefoot in my extremely well choreographed demonstrations and protests, and will collect tens of thousands of dollars to satisfy my very expensive tastes. May involve serious about of very naughty sexy stuff. Only for advanced roleplayers. May cause permanent psychological damage.
   
   
6. You're an animal, a beast of burden so to speak. Heavy costuming involved. I'm a simp, just for you, and will do anything to make you happy, even if that means pissing off my wife and family. Lots of naughty sex involved between the two parties, implied bovine bestiality.
   
   
7. You dress up as a virus with spiky ends that mutates quickly and causes severe infection of the upper respiratory tract. I dress up as a hugely popular but even stupider President of a large South American country. And we make love. It's not just fucking, it's making love. And then I promise to do anything, really anything in the world to make life easier for you.
   
   
8. You: a technerd with limited critical thinking skills, and a unwarranted confidence in your ability to judge good technology from bad, because they just keep throwing money at you you've come to believe you must be the master of the universe. Me: A manchild edgelord memeking who has nothing better to do but trigger government enforcement agencies. I completely ignore you, harass you and get you in trouble, and you profess your ever-increasing love adoration respect and submission towards me.