some tv ideas that were passed on because the tv producers hate me also they're racist probably

a reality show where you abandon the netas on a remote village, surrounded by wild animals. the last surviving person is the winner. and then fed to the central zoo's tigers.

a literal pissing match between all the people they invite on one of them shouty indian 'news' shows, whoever pisses for the longest without breaking the stream while maintaining a minimum decibel level throughout wins

it'll be like terrace house, but with me, and my friends, with a camera crew and a producer plus maybe a director running around me 24/7, but it's actually a competition for the best editor, whoever can edit my extremely tame and boring life to be watchable or interesting from any angle wins

dog fights, but the dogs have guns and are trained to use them, plus they can shoot anywhere they want to

elephant hunt, where the elephants are taught to entrap and shoot humans, put in hoverpacks connected directly to there guns

a talk show where the host wont stop bothering his friend about the girl his friend has been talking about like the last three years but won't do anything about it, and keeps claiming it's nothing the girl actually isn't that great, probably has a boyfriend, probably doesn't think like that, with ample evidence to the contrary, so the host just nags the friend to move. in the final episode the friend will make some sort of move, we find out the outcome the following season.

like wanda vision, but it's called panda vision, they strap a camera on a panda, and you get to see the destruction of habitat and food sources, the death of near and dear ones, and the existential crisis facing your entire species, in first person.

a show called 'candied camera', which is a cross between the great british bakeoff and...yeah that's it, you have to make cakes and other desserts in the shape of a film camera, and decorate, you compete against other comedians and celebrities. the best camera wins

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