It's most certainly possible to overdo smoothies

 As an innovator such as ahem yours truly, you run into discoveries very few have made, and you sometimes relearn the obvious lessons from a different or unrelated field. And it's stupid, you suffer wish things were better but you gotta go through it because that's what life is, learning through your mistakes and drinking the absolutely undrinkable smoothie because you wanted to be experimental despite being warned against it so you have to finish now chop chop.

I shouldn't have put blackberries in the smoothie. The seeds don't get blended and the seeds give weird texture.

Too much dry fruits and granola makes the smoothies too thick to be sucked through a straw which is half the fun of drinking smoothies so you're struggling to ingest them.

Also, if you put too many 'filling' things into a smoothie you'll soon fill up halfway through and won't know what to do with the rest of the tall glass. Storing it is a terrible idea because it's so thick it'll just dry out and be impossible to clean later.

Speaking of which, adding liquids to smoothies is a good thing even though you might feel like you're not getting your money's worth with the water and milk and yogurt. Because without them, the smoothie will barely blend and you'll need to spend fifteen minutes of hard work for what would otherwise have been a simple blend job.

Some risks are not worth taking.

Keep it simple, silly, with the smoothies.

Don't try to throw anything vaguely resembling a fruit or a sweet item into your smoothie because flavor profile is certainly a thing and no amount of sugar can hide the flavor of the thick brown unidentifiable sludge that tastes like...sensory overload you never want to try again.

And digestive biscuits. For some reason it tastes like cold yucky gritty brown digestive biscuits.

Better luck next time.

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