The two dozen fucking things I ate today and still am hungry just cos' who knows

  1. Four pieces of bread

  2. large globs of honey

  3. four table spoon of sugar

  4. four fl ounces of heavy cream

  5. leftover quinoa

  6. leftover beans

  7. half a stick of butter

  8. quarter gallon yogurt

  9. four tablespoons brownsugar

  10. half a pound of blueberries

  11. seven bananas

  12. two protein bars

  13. one whole wild boar, roasted

  14. half a dozen eggs

  15. three glasses of almond milk

  16. two kilos of rice

  17. a turkey stuffed with a quail inside it

  18. grapes, so many grapes

  19. two gallons of british gin

  20. three lbs of chocolate, extra dark, 92%

  21. vegan crabs

  22. two healthy neutered goats, blood and all

  23. One large bull

  24. coconuts, many

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