Top ten movie twists you didn't see coming

1.  Every ONE is a ghost, the ghosts are  the only real humans, and humanity is dead.
   
   
2. It looks like a different but it's actually earth in the future, with some wild things that happened in between.
   
   
3. It's all unreliable narrator, the narrator is the villain a weirdo and a total creep, a psychopath, and you realize everything you thought was right is so so wrong. ZOINKSS! righttt?!?
   
   
4. The person we cared about all through the movie is long dead, we've just heard tales of them from everybody else.
   
   
5. Nobody's story seems to match even though they're all talking about the same incident, because they're all goddamn liars, the whole lot of them, nobody can be trusted with things like these, that's why you gotta get security cameras everywhere and record every goddamn thing that happens.
   
   
6. Everybody dies in the last five minutes when the nicest guy in the movie goes in a homicidal rage.
   
   
7. It was all a dream, dreams of a raving dying person or being.
   
   
8. dolfins, it's all about the dolfins, always. For some reason.
   
   
9. every fucking person in the movie is partnered up and making out or like having sex except the main character, somehow, in that one night of partying, how does that even happen, why why why oh you all the gods in all the realms of heavens fucks sake people get some sense in your heads.
   
   
10. You're the movie, and they're actually watching you.