Q. What was that again? How can one find not one but multiple large mountains inside a crowded city?
A. The same way somebody can find massive mfufking rivers running underneath the city that nobody knew about, or knew but had lied through the teeth -- and are still lying -- and pretended they didn't exist, or if they were drainage pipes. If you can reject reality for that long, you can once again reject it for slightly longer.
Q. How were the mountains hidden?
A. Shockingly, very much like the rivers were! People had just constructed a tonne of houses, roads, banks, trash compactors, landfill sites, zooes, etcetera on top of them and no one had known what was underneath until the local leaders did an archaeological dig and found them again, after a really long time.
Q. What are the people on the other sides saying?
A. Just like some have fabricated fake historical documents claiming those rivers were actually something entirely else and it wasn't a big deal and even if this was a big deal what's done is done, and even if this is a big corruption matter and issue of government failure, cant' we just let things be and move ahead from here, together and in peace and not talk about unpleasant things, pretty please? Because really, why do we even want to talk about such awkward things guys?
Oh also, the 'mountains' that were discovered are actually hills of trash that were already existing thousands of years ago, and actually what would you know, a historical document from the time of the Mahabharat was just discovered literally just now and it says 'oh and there was a massive mountain of trash, actually several mountains in Kathmandu, and people were fine with it' and so there you go, all questions answered. We understand it was all big misunderstanding and won't sue you for charges for destroying our illegally constructed property and we can all be friends again and move ahead, yeah?
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