What about the fire safety
How could they
Be trapped INSIDE
An apartment,
Or a flat
As the brits say
Between the two doors
Because shall a fire arise
Many a resident
Will befall their
Inevitable demise
In the worst
possible way.
Then Mark calls the locksmiths
To get them out
But of course neither knows
The address of the route
And then Jeremy somehow
Orders a pizza
And gets delivered
In a few minutes.
Why did the pizza guy
Just not let them out?
Of course Jeremy
Decide to pee
From the letterbox
With his prong
hanging out
For the whole world
To see.
The same box
The pizza slices
Go through later
Never has this episode
Not filling me
With much mirth and joy and laughter!
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