Would you marry me?

Note for the future reader: I'm writing all of this in late-November, exactly two months after I should have ideally written this all, because I feel bad about not writing a thing during my VA trip. I don't feel too bad though because I am 'covering up' for the lost days, and it's looking like by the end of the month I might almost be done with November's worth of writing.

Would you marry me
Is the toughest question
One can never
Answer.

Not because, I tell you,
The answer is hard,
No, that's not true
But because
It's
Too
Goddamn
Easy.

Way
Too
Easy,
The answer is.

And I'm no mean grinch.
Lying at these times
would not be beneficial
To any of the parties.