12 human-created marvels your mother is larger than, presumably

1. The Large Hadron Collider
   
   
2. Great Pacific Garbage Patch
   
   
3. The hole in the ozone layer circa early 90's
   
   
4. The Great Wall of China
   
   
5. The Burj Khalifa
   
   
6. The pile of shit upon which the orange goonclown sits upon
   
   
7. The Hadrian Wall
   
   
8. The status of Shiva on the way to Nagarkot
   
   
9. Muh dicckk
   
   
10. The Pyramids of Giza
    
    
11. The lost city of Atlantis, the entire city
    
    
12. The Three Gorges Dam
    
    
13. Lies my parents told me about how everything's going to be just so great after I was done with the SLC, after the A-level's, after I got into college, after I was done with college, after I got a job, after I got my work visa, after I got my first apartment, after I got my first house, yadda yadda yadda. While they were so very big, they were not quite as large as yo momma, so kudos, brotha', kudos!