Things you might not want to hear before or during

1. Nobody kisses the piggy wiggy.
   
   
2. Wait, I meant the other...cheeks.
   
   
3. Hoo boy, do you need to put a hat on it before you go anywhere.
   
   
4. Yum I love oysters.
   
   
5. Wait, was that you, or was that me?
   
   
6. Haven't seen anything like that since the summer of '07!
   
   
7. You aren't supposed to be making those sounds with your mouth!
   
   
8. Oh no, another one broken, not again.
   
   
9. Is it me or would I get into trouble for political incorrectness if I went out with my face like this?
   
   
10. Can I get a fork and a knife for that?
    
    
11. Weird, that's how my room smelled after I got home from school.
    
    
12. How about a rubberband?
    
    
13. Where are the unmatched socks when you need 'em?
    
    
14. I feel quite bloated already.
    
    
15. Wrong one. Try again.