15 rewritings of classic tales I'd rather not read

1.  Count Dorkula
   
   
2. The C*nt of Monte Cristo
   
   
3. Anne of Green Cables
   
   
4. Tinderella
   
   
5. Beauty and the Yeast
   
   
6. Hardsell and Greetel
   
   
7. Slapping Beauty
   
   
8. Puss in Foots
   
   
9. Robbin' Wood
   
   
10. Rap-on-zelle
    
    
11. Dr Jak-oll and Mr. Ride
    
    
12. Hairy Potter
    
    
13. Prisoner of 'Grinda'
    
    
14. The three Musk- eteers
    
    
15. The Frog and the Princess