Animals from fairy tales you barely hear about

  1. Pig dressed in wolf clothing, dressed as a sheep.

  2. The boy who called the person who called the wolf who kept raising false alarms because he was just bad at his job, but everybody knew that and he wasn't really an important part of the early warning system for predators, he was kept around for labor rights purposes and the fact that the funds were coming from the feds so nobody really bothered to fix the situation.

  3. The country mouse that came to the city, absolutely fell in love with it, moved to  Manhattan as an artist, hung out with a tonne of all sorts of animals over a couple of years, decided that the city was for him and moved permanently, spending the next eight decades in the city until he died of fleas-related disease.

  4. The city mouse who went to the country and just fell in love with it, but specially the fact that the labor costs are so low there and he feels that cities have authoritarian governments, nobody should be telling him how much to pay his workers(!) even though he's complaining about how stingy the customers are, and also that covid is fake and the world has gone crazy and the only way to deal with is to create his own land, faraway from any decent government intervention, ain't there gonna be no masks for this guy!

  5. The lazy grasshopper who sure, he didn't pile up the food for winter, but he was remunerated well enough at work so it didn't matter, he hired an army of ants to collect food and store them, so while it looked like he was being lazy and irresponsible, the fact was he had taken advantage of labor specialization. Also he paid a lot in tips, he did care about the ants and the winter after all!

  6. The elephant from the six blind men who were feeling up the elephant from all the different part, communicated with each other in a reasonable manner like normal people, and came up with an illustration that was suitable to be felt by vision-disabled persons. They were scientists, and they improved the understanding of the world for blind people.

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