20 Things to do to escape the HEAT DOME

  1.  Get a friend with an AC in the apartment, and not too many other plans, and hang out at their place until the temperatures go down.

  2. Go watch a movie and enjoy the aircon, just chill in the theater, go watch other less popular shows and chill for the rest of the day.

  3. Go to a restaurant with AC, and get the cheapest drink, spend hours and hours just chilling there

  4. Go to a mall, just for the AC.

  5. Jump into an icy-cold lake.

  6. Drive away to the mountains, or colder areas.

  7. Surround yourself with large blocks of ice.

  8. Get an AC.

  9. Drive around in your car, if you have one, just for the AC.

  10. Find somebody in the bars etc, identify if they have AC, and perform sexual acts, if it comes to that, real slow so you can lengthen your AC stay.

  11. Get a sweater and a jacket and go to HMart, spend hours shopping, it's gonna be colder than winter there anyway.

  12. Dig an underground bunker and hide until the temps subside.

  13. Something to do with an igloo.

  14. Evaporative cooling/swamp cooler. Look it up.

  15. Move to a cooler climate.

  16. Keep your freezer door open and sit by it.

  17. Nonstop showers or bath, with cold water flowing nonstop.

  18. Do drugs that'll make you feel cooler, but not so much that you die of heat stroke while not feeling anything.

  19. Dunno, get a hotel room maybe.

  20. USB fan.

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