Ingredients
- 3 boys, ideally in late teens
- 3 girls, same age-group as above
- 2 motorbikes
- 1 very old maruti 800 which won't drive uphill without being pushed
- 1 Big lie about a 'school trip'
- 18 bottles of beer
- 2 large bottles of vodka
- 1 hotellier, far too honest for his own good
- 7 corrupt cops, hungry for bribes
- 2 hotel rooms
- 1 police raid
- 1 local goon with connections to the top
- 1 ride to the thaana in the back of a truck
- 1 call
- 1 family-related favor
- 2 big lies about where everybody was
- 12gm of psychadelic mushrooms
- 1 confusing, paranoia-filled, day
- 0 orgasms
- [to taste] attempts at consensual sex-having
- 1 alien observation
- 1 religious discovery
- 1 attempt at acquiring 'harder' drugs
- 1 very heavy rainfall
- 4 disappointed individuals
Recipe:
Combine the ingredients, cover your ears and wait for the big boom.
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