Q: May we feed it bread and other treats?
A: Absolutely not! As explained in the headmaster's speech, it's an incredibly powerful and wild being, unable to distinguish friend from foe, old from young, harmful from harmless. It will, without a moment of consideration, eat your hand, as well your entire body along with the treats you're offering, make no mistake.
Q: Is it okay to pet the doggy?
A: He is a four-tonne magical beast with unknown strength and a serious temper. That said, if you have magically extended your hands and can guarantee that his leash won't get as far as you, feel free to go wild. He does love tummy rubs!
Q: Can he go to the dog park?
A: Unfortunately, due to the threat that might be perceived by other dogs, and the safety and wellbeing of all the parties involved, particularly those who are not us, it would be a tedious expedition at the very best to take him to the dog park. In short, no.
Q: How old is he?
A: It's unclear, but he's been known to have made the rounds of the English countryside in the 1880's, going off of which we can comfortably say he's 150 years in the least. He is a magical creature, if you didn't already know.
Q: What breed is he?
A: He's a cross between Demonic Hellhound, a japanese Spitch and a Tibetan Mastif.
Q: Do you take him out on walks, he looks bored?
A: We do on occasion take him out on walks, though it's important to not make him get used to it. Because of his size, the logistics of walking out in the open with him are not simple, so a lot of challenges have to be taken care of before he's ready to go out.
Q: Do you plan on breeding him?
A: Maybe, depending on if he finds a partner of a compatible breed.
Q: Can I get one of the babies if you don't want them?
A: Sure, why not!
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