Ten times the gods saved the swarga-dwellers from danavs

1. During the reign of bhasmaasur
   
   
2. During the reign of tarkaasur
   
   
3. Every goddamn time anybody more powerful than a goddamn seven yearold baby made it to the heavens without dying
   
   
4. That one time Indra had diarrhea but he thought it was this giant conspiracy, and he needed help.
   
   
5. Mosquitoes that were smarter than regular ones and wouldn't be scared off by regular incense sticks or electric tablets.
   
   
6. When the solar panels stopped working and there was no heat water so nobody could shower anymore because of course they couldn't do cold showers, everybody stank up the entire realm.
   
   
7. The time an exceptionally smart and hardworking boy looked like he was going places and doing things, but the gods were too afraid he had gotten too powerful for them, though he was just studying of his finals without bothering anybody.
   
   
8. And who can forget the bedbug invasion when everybody was itching had giant swells on their body, and couldn't stop scratching their heads.
   
   
9. Raavan.
   
   
10. Attack of the larger-than-normal dog who looked like a magical dog ready to destroy the universe but in reality it was just an overgrown and overfed puppy who had escaped his owners for like five minutes.