Listen, I ain't know Amazon apologist. Everyone's complaining about how Amazon is using remote workers to train its algorithms to run their 'automated' store. I think it ain't a big deal, and this is exactly how a 'truly automated' store would run anyway, because the 'system' doesn't have enough signals to figure out what's what. Amazon was piloting a technology, I don't think it's failed, but it's made big headways into understanding what their customers -- who will be grocery chains -- need. Here's 12 other things they are probably up to? It's a joke.
- They're breeding secret pokemon in the backroom that can stop time and do mental hypnoses.
- Their grocery stores are a place for people to 'reset' their memories.
- They're training their algorithms on behalf of the Big Brother (tm).
- They are trying to trick people into not speaking with other humans, so everyone goes online and they win.
- Amazon is trying to sell the 'real' soylent with people, not seeing other people in stores will make their marketing easier.
- They were testing ground for post-apocalyptic zombie invasion.
- Wartime preparations.
- Robot supremacy practice.
- comedy routine
- art project, weird
- Cryptocurrency scam, some sort of, that involves eyeballs and cameras
- Cock-fighting ring, the cameras are a distraction, they're hiding in plain sight!
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