List of 12 OTHER wild things Amazon must have been up to in their automated grocery stores

Listen, I ain't know Amazon apologist. Everyone's complaining about how Amazon is using remote workers to train its algorithms to run their 'automated' store. I think it ain't a big deal, and this is exactly how a 'truly automated' store would run anyway, because the 'system' doesn't have enough signals to figure out what's what. Amazon was piloting a technology, I don't think it's failed, but it's made big headways into understanding what their customers -- who will be grocery chains -- need. Here's 12 other things they are probably up to? It's a joke.

  1. They're breeding secret pokemon in the backroom that can stop time and do mental hypnoses.

  2. Their grocery stores are a place for people to 'reset' their memories.

  3. They're training their algorithms on behalf of the Big Brother (tm).

  4. They are trying to trick people into not speaking with other humans, so everyone goes online and they win.

  5. Amazon is trying to sell the 'real' soylent with people, not seeing other people in stores will make their marketing easier.

  6. They were testing ground for post-apocalyptic zombie invasion.

  7. Wartime preparations.

  8. Robot supremacy practice.

  9. comedy routine

  10. art project, weird

  11. Cryptocurrency scam, some sort of, that involves eyeballs and cameras

  12.  Cock-fighting ring, the cameras are a distraction, they're hiding in plain sight!

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