More comedy bits and jokes

 So my friend just moved into a new apartment over on Broadway, it's an amazing building, rainier-view rooftop, in unit washer drier, en-suite bathroom, really great. He complains about garbage day...something about inconvenience... but what's so bad about a weekly busride... back from the landfill?

Big complainer that guy, doesn't realize how good he's got. they're letting him live for practically free. For his single bedroom monthly rent he's paying 4k, before utilities and other fees.

Plus they have free meal delivery every so often... depending on what his neighbors are eating and how full they are...It's a packaging free zero wastage fully recycling system.

Yeah yeah it's a really cool system, very eco conscious, environmentally friendly, there's an online voting system where all the residents vote on the meals....you know ... As in...who becomes the next day's meal.... Etcetera.