Have a running gag about Jose the trader, who goes from being trader joe to trader jose to joe-say, who is a doctor, brazillian, doctor, texan, a phd doctor etc and just keep getting ridiculous with it.
Have kefir and chillis with me for the bit about establish dominance, like with babies and pets, and how other comedians establish dominance. Conan has his height, Gabriel Iglesias has his horizontal height, and Will Smith has...his knuckles. And I'm not any of those, considering I'm shor--- no no, vertically challenged, actually no, how I'm a person undergoing vertical challenge. And how eating chillis will help me with the thing.
Then there's a bit about my friend's apartment and how I helped him move, but also we're not sure if he's homeless or what.
The main joke I want to do is about how cheap I am and in trying to save money I consider doing a surgical operation to become a woman, so I can make milk to save pennies on the trader joe's gallon of cheap milk, but turns out there's a lot more incidentals. And those that are not covered by insurance. In conclusion, becoming a woman to save money on Trader Joe's full fat gallon of milk to make kefir is not a financially viable decision, and I had to abandon it.
* Read that joke-writing book and come with more material.
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