13 things to NOT inject into your bloodstream

  1. Blood from a packet you randomly found strewn about on a street.

  2. Bleach

  3. Any sort of antiseptic material, really, anything you use to wash your hands or disinfect surfaces with.

  4. Weed

  5. Opioids

  6. Pee

  7. Coke, both kinds

  8. Air, or any kind of gas

  9. Tar

  10. Any bodily fluid that's not blood or associated with it.

  11. Young people's blood because you think you'll live forever. Unless you want to be teased for being a vampire for the rest of your miserable life.

  12. Suspicious radioactive glowing liquids. They never give you superpowers despite what Hollywood will have you believe.

  13. NOT Popeyes Spicy Chicken sandwich. That you can inject straight into your bloodstream it's awesome!

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