Do this eight things and you will literally look like a Queeen

  1.  Wear a crown!

  2. Lay thousands of eggs, eat lots of honey, and order your workers around!

  3. Be red and circular, and make it illegal for the striker to touch you unless it's the last piece.

  4. Be that sad pathetic love interest of the character who keeps failing in life after their contact with the protagonist

  5. Have a "Q" written on your four corners

  6. Be a super popular lady star who sings

  7. Wear funny red-and-white makeup on your face, talk in a funny voice and do silly nonsensical things

  8. Inherit the reign of the land from your parent!

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