Fifteen things Yama's agents tell their kid NOT to do

1. Don't mention how Yama looks all so green
   
   
2. Don't make fun of his horns, they're strictly ceremonial
   
   
3. Don't play with those large sticks kids, you can hurt yourself, and a lot of other people!
   
   
4. Don't go too deep in the river, and definitely don't approach the people being ferried on the boats!
   
   
5. No, the he-bufflaoes are not for playing
    
6. And they're DEFINITELY not for momo!
   
   
7. Can't use his books to cheat on your exams, they'll find out just as well by checking the same books? So show some good sense and start studying for your goddamned exams!
   
   
8.  Don't ask where PraCanda uncle is and definitely don't tell anybody what we say about him!
   
   
9. Those are official work-fires, not play-fires!
   
   
10. Don't make a habit out of torturing the humans, it's just to show you the graveness of the work!
    
    
11. Don't mess around with the Pitri, they can be rude, and there's nothing anybody can do about them!
    
    
12. Stop hanging out with the Rakshas kids
    
    
13. Don't be mean to bhutas and pretas
    
    
14. Never, ever ever dare say anything bad about Shiva
    
    
15. Don't mess with Indra's people, he's particularly short-tempered and it's a lot of work to clear things up!