It's cold outside, isn't it, and nine other silly questions you should stop asking people already

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1. It's cold outside, isn't it?
   
   
2. How was your weekend?
   
   
3. How're you doing?
   
   
4. So what are you doing this weekend? Weekend plans?
   
   
5. It looks so good, where'd you get it?!?
   
   
6. Did you eat?
   
   
7. What's up?
   
   
8. It's funny, isn't it?
   
   
9. They'll never finish with the construction, huh?