Top ten people more suited to run a social media website than the bloviating fool

1. Literally, anybody else, any other single human being on Earth right now, including infants and really old people.
   
   
2. That leech I had to throw off my hiking socks on the mountain the last weekend.
   
   
3. The titular character from Bojack Horseman.
   
   
4. Huckleberry Finn.
   
   
5. Ravana the ten-headed Rakshas.
   
   
6. Tiny shrimp, and other arthropods
   
   
7. The round ghost from Monsters Inc.
   
   
8. A snowflake
   
   
9. The rescued children from that underwater cave, if they were still 8
   
   
10. The guy who chopped the branch of the tree he was on.